Welcome - No this isn't a place to vent..

I've been a student my whole life, I've looked for work, while piling on more letters to my name, yet I still have had no success.  I'm sure I'm going about it in an inefficient and highly ineffective way, but what am I to do? Of all the schooling I have received, I've never been taught how to find a job.  I feel I am destined to being a student for life, I suppose we all are in a fashion. Really though, have you ever heard of someone so badly craving an introverted cubicle?  Please somebody let me spend hours on end working with numbers, and equations!